Nothing Good to Say

I should be working right now. I am at work, logically this should imply expected productivity. No one wants to pay someone to sit on their ass all day. Well, maybe an undercover cop posing as a bum in an undercover hooker sting operation would be paid to sit there on a bench all day. But at least they are also being paid to be alert to the situation. Ready to spring out and nab those Johns.

Speaking of undercover hooker sting operations, maybe they should just recruit hobos and transients to help bust those working gals. Or would that be a conflict of interest? It might backfire though, some of those vagabonds may actually be the pimp, posing undercover as a bum. You could really get into some double-secret-counter-agent type situations. You could recruit a bum to be an informant, who could actually be the pimp posing as the bum in the first place. Or, maybe the pimp is also the working girl dressed up like a man, posing as the pimp/bum but in actuality is working for herself, and also being asked to inform on herself and friends.

I think I'll drop this speculation right now and reflect upon the title of this post and agree with it.