Meat Bucket

I left the meat bucket outside last night without taking the usual precautions. Sometimes I feel adventurous and daring. I was awakened around 5:50 AM this morning to the howls of the twin sister raccoons, Vinegar and Cobra making a ruckus. It had nothing to do with the meat bucket, in fact this entire post is a lie. But let me continue this much by saying...better yet spraying, the fact that I hate white porcelain. Who made the extreme judgement call that all urinals have to be white porcelain?