Hacking Nature

Halloween is my favorite holiday of the year. I really enjoy the Fall as well, but I'm torn. Summer is short enough in Ohio and the Winters last way too long. This is why my love for Halloween and Fall is short-lived, knowing that Winter is right around the corner.

Perhaps I could break the code of nature and reprogram a few things. First of all, I would extend Summer by bumping it up a little in the Spring. Spring can last a month at most, let's say in February. Because face it: everything after Christmas and New Years is a waste anyway as far as Winter goes. So February can kick off the Spring season. Then in March, Summer rides in. In October, Fall can start. Fall should go all the way through January (yes I left out Winter....this was intentional).

Well, time to start learning how to hack nature!