Climbing

I climbed a pyramid today. When I got to the top, I slid down all five sides at once. It was surreal. It almost reminded me of the time I dug a hole in my basement. Not really, but it should have. At once I was alerted to the fact that my bus pass was expired. It took nearly ten minutes before I realized I didn't even have a proper hat to wear. It was actually the crumbling noises that kept me up that night. They should really do something about that cave, it makes people uncomfortable. I am definitely NOT going to attend the funeral. I didn't even know the guy before five years ago. Besides, I am still trying to get down from the roof.